February 2012
126 posts
“Please check my schedule before scheduling...
“I admit, this isn’t gold work. But it’s...
“We should add a social component.”
“I can’t think about that now, I’m putting in a...
“Let’s get our own pantone.”
“Don’t question my ideas. Sell them.”
“Just remember, it’s not a commercial. It’s a...
“Make it more ethnic.”
“It might not work but do it anyway, I just wanna...
“Where’s my feta?”
“I like it, I just think we could do it better.”
“Nothing great is easy.”
“Fuck the continuity!”
“Can you bring the opacity down to make it look...
“We can FPO that for now and have the client fill...
“Can you make the fade up a little more...
“This is the same freaking ad done three times.”
“No. When is the real deadline?”
“This idea has legs.”
“Let’s do a projection.”
“I can’t work if you are looking at my screen.”
“I can do the VO.”
“Can you speed it up but make it sound slower?”
“Just have him work on it over the weekend.”
“We want it to sound contemporary.”
“Have you seen Stranger Than Fiction?”
“Have you see Google’s homepage today yet?”
“Just do it like you’re talking to a friend. You...
“Make it more like Napoleon Dynamite.”
“Put it up on the wall...see if it sticks.”
“We need to show more skin.”
“I’ll know it when I see it.”
“Where’s my other scarf?”
“The logo is too big.”
“Where is the Razor scooter?”
“A meeting at 9am?! There better be breakfast.”
“I want a deadpan delivery, but with a bit of...
“We could be here all night trying to think of...
“I tried to read the PowerPoint you sent through,...
“It’s not quite there yet.”
“Just use Gotham.”
“We don’t watch commercials, we do commercials.”
“Why am I doing this? I’m too senior for this.”
“Have fun with it.”
“Take a photo of me looking busy on set for my...
“Do I really need to be in this meeting?”
“The edit is completely locked. We just want to...
“Have you tried using different fonts?”
“We need a bigger idea.”
“How cool would it be if we never showed the...